DROP 001 / THREE MOODS. ONE FAMILY.MY POOR SON™
MY POOR
SON™

INDEPENDENT EXPRESSION. FAMILY DRAMA.

BAD DAYS.
GOOD TEES.

For the misunderstood. The overdramatic.
And everyone whose mom has said it.

SHOP THE FIRST DROP
NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY.EST. 2026
MPS—001 / AFTER HOURSThe Neon Meltdown — black tee with neon graffiti portrait
SORRY,
MOM.✳

THE FIRST CHAPTER / 001

PICK YOUR MOOD.

Three ways to wear it.
Same beautifully tragic energy.

3 PIECES
TURN IT UP

AFTER HOURS EDITION

Black / Electric

$55PREVIEW PRICE
THE ORIGINAL

THE ONE THAT STARTED IT

White / Black

$45PREVIEW PRICE
NEW / FAMILY PORTRAIT

THE FAMILY PORTRAIT

Ivory / Black

$55PREVIEW PRICE
DESIGN PREVIEW

Product mockups shown. Prices and size options are provisional. Orders open once the collection is finalized.

The Original black-and-white cartoon portrait on a white shirtTHE EXPRESSION THAT STARTED IT ALL.

A VERY PERSONAL BRAND.

ONE FACE.
A THOUSAND
FEELINGS.

It started with a face. Then came three words that needed no explanation.

My Poor Son turns that perfectly dramatic expression into something you can wear. Clean black and white. Loud, unapologetic neon. And a family portrait that takes the name literally. Pick the version that feels like you.

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY my poor son.

SOME DAYS, THE SHIRT SAYS IT BETTER.

WEAR YOUR
MAIN CHARACTER
PROBLEM.

FIND YOUR TEE

BEFORE YOU MAKE IT PERSONAL.

THE DETAILS.

A few things to know about the first drop.

What’s in the first drop?

Three graphic tees: The Original, a black-and-white cartoon portrait on white; The Neon Meltdown, neon graffiti artwork on black; and Mama’s Boy, a refined family portrait on ivory, with her cradling him baby-sized beneath his full adult head. Each uses an original My Poor Son design.

How do I choose a size?

The preview includes S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Final garment measurements, fit and size availability will be published before orders open.

When can I order?

The first drop is being prepared. You can explore the designs and save a bag now. Checkout will open once payments, pricing and fulfillment are finalized.

What about shipping and returns?

Delivery destinations, shipping costs, dispatch timing and the return policy will be confirmed before launch. No orders or payments are being accepted during the preview.